How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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