How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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