How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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