How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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