How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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