How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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