How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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