How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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