How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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