How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!


GOOD		CRAP

or

I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".


GOOD		CRAP

or

Grabs Our Pussy.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A dino-sore


GOOD		CRAP

or

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


GOOD		CRAP

or

[De-Calf-Inated]


GOOD		CRAP

or

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To see how long he slept.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Time is fun when you're having flies


GOOD		CRAP

or

A car only has one horn.


GOOD		CRAP

or