How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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