How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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