How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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