How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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