How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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