How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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