How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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