How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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