How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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