How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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