How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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