How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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