How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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