How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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