How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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