How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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