How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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