How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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