How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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