How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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