How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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