How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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