How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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