How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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