How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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