How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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