How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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