How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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