How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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