How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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