How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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