How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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