How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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