How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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