How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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