How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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