How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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