How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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