How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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