How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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