How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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