How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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