How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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