How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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