How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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