How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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