How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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