How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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