How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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