How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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