How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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