How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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