How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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