How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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