How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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