How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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