How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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