How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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