How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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