How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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