How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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