How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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