How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.


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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile


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Some day my prints will come.


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I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.


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Orange Is The New Black.


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One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


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I'm going out tonight!


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Decalfinated


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The same thing Arkansas.


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A buck.


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