How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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