How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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