How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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