How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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