How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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