How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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