How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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