How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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