How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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