How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.


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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow


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At the crystal ball.


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or

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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or

It's time to go to sweep.


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or

A bluebird!


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None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.


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or

Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


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or

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.


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or