How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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