How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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