How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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