How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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