How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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