How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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