How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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