How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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