How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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