Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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In a hambulance.
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Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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To see time fly.
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On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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A cartoon.
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Do you want to grab a bite?
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