How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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