How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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