How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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