How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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