How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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