How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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