How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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