How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.


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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.


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You're Hired.


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Ask Cheese.


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A milkshake


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None. That's a software problem.


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The cow that jumped over the moon


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One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.


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Halloumi.


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Wet feet.


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