How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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