How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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