How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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