How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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