How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.


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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.


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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


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I am feeling pale today.


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Saint Nickel-less.


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Cheeses of Nazareth.


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It was two tired.


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A blushing zebra.


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They both have trunks


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Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.


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