How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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