How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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