How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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