How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A hippopota-mess


GOOD		CRAP

or

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A hush puppy.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


GOOD		CRAP

or

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


GOOD		CRAP

or

A phew.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A gummy bear


GOOD		CRAP

or

A tyrannosauraus wreck


GOOD		CRAP

or