How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.

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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?

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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.

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