How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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