How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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