How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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