How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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