How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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