How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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