How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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