How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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