How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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