How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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