How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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