How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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