How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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