How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!


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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras


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Just one more, guys, I promise.


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No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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Those who read binary and those who don't.


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Lipstick.


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A swordfish


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The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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A watch dog.


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Hi school.


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