How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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