How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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