How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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