How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!


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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.


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Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.


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In the alphabed.


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So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


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To practice.


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Gator-Ade.


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So he has nothing to chauffeur it !


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Carbon.


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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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