How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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