How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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