How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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