How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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