How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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