How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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