How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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