How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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