How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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