How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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