How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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