How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.


GOOD		CRAP

or

How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It'll come back to me.


GOOD		CRAP

or

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''


GOOD		CRAP

or

Take away his shovel


GOOD		CRAP

or

He was caught stealing second base.


GOOD		CRAP

or

So I went - and I got it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Minnesoda.


GOOD		CRAP

or