How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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