How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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