How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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