How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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