How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Mice krispies


GOOD		CRAP

or

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


GOOD		CRAP

or

With a Tuba glue.


GOOD		CRAP

or

They can hit the high C's!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Outlaws are wanted.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Ground beef.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Stable tennis


GOOD		CRAP

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To reduce his carbon footprint.


GOOD		CRAP

or