How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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