How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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