How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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