How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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