How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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