How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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