How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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