How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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