How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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