How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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