How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.


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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


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or

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."


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or

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.


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or

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


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or

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!


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or

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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or

Because they don't want to give away their presence.


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or

Thorium.


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or

Slippers!


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