How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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