How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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