How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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