How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile

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