How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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