How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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