How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.


GOOD		CRAP

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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.


GOOD		CRAP

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To get his quarterback.


GOOD		CRAP

or

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.


GOOD		CRAP

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Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


GOOD		CRAP

or

H2O.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.


GOOD		CRAP

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None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.


GOOD		CRAP

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Barium


GOOD		CRAP

or

Stop bugging me


GOOD		CRAP

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