How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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