How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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