How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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