How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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