How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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