How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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