How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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