How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.


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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.


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"The erection is rigged!"


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It was sole destroying.


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Their lips are moving.


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he said, "Those are pickled onions".


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A bed.


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Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.


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They're both extinct.


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