How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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