How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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