How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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