How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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