How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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