How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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