How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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