How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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