How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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