How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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