How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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