How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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