How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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