How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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