How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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