How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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