How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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