Use a sea saw.
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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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They stamp their feet.
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Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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