How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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