How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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