How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"


GOOD		CRAP

or

None, because they were copycats


GOOD		CRAP

or

T (tea)


GOOD		CRAP

or

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]


GOOD		CRAP

or

It wanted to be a watermelon.


GOOD		CRAP

or

In a snow bank!


GOOD		CRAP

or

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


GOOD		CRAP

or

An impasta


GOOD		CRAP

or