How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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