How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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