How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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