How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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