How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.


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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.


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One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!


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Stick his bill up his ass.


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Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.


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The Elfabet.


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Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's


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No way Hose A.


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but it was a little Chewie.


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The police had to comb the area.


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