How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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