How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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