How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.


GOOD		CRAP

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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.


GOOD		CRAP

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Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.


GOOD		CRAP

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Take away the g


GOOD		CRAP

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They can hit the high C's!


GOOD		CRAP

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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


GOOD		CRAP

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6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.


GOOD		CRAP

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None. There's a primitive for that.


GOOD		CRAP

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but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.


GOOD		CRAP

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No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


GOOD		CRAP

or