How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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