How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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