How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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