How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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