How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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