How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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