How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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