How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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