How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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