How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.


GOOD		CRAP

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.


GOOD		CRAP

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The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"


GOOD		CRAP

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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


GOOD		CRAP

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A hippopota-mess


GOOD		CRAP

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Croak-a-cola.


GOOD		CRAP

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Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"


GOOD		CRAP

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First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because they don't want to give away their presence.


GOOD		CRAP

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Twister!


GOOD		CRAP

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