How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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