How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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