How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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