How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.


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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na


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A phew.


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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In the dictionary.


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Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.


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Take the words out of his mouth


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Those who read binary and those who don't.


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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Steal its chair.


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