How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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