How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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