How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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