How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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