How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.


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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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Because he is so cool!


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A milkshake


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It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.


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One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


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Sir.


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Skeet.


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