How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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