How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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