How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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