How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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