How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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