How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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