How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.


GOOD		CRAP

or

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.


GOOD		CRAP

or

They had reservations.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Lunch and dinner.


GOOD		CRAP

or

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

He was trying to fetch a boomerang


GOOD		CRAP

or

So he could grade his eggs.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A swordfish


GOOD		CRAP

or

Time to get a new bed


GOOD		CRAP

or