How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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