How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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