How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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