How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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