How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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