How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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