How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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