How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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