How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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