How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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