How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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