How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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