How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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