How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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