How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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