How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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