How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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