How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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