How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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