How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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