How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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