How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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