How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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