How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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