How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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