How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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