How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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