How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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