How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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