How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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