How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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