How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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