How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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