How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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