How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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