How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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