How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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