How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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