How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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