How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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