How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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