How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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