How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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