How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel


GOOD		CRAP

or

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Camembert.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy


GOOD		CRAP

or

A road hog.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


GOOD		CRAP

or