How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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