How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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