How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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