How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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