How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
Canvas not available.

or


What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
Canvas not available.

or


Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

Canvas not available.

or


How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026