How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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