How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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