How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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