How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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