How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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