How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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