How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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