How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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