How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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