How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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