How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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