How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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