How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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