How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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