How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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