How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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