How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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