How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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