How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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