How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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