How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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