How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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