How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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