How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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