How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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