How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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