How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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