How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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