How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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