How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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