How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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