How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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