How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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