How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.

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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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