How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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