How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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