How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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