How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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