How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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