How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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