How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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