How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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