How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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