How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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