How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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