How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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