How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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