How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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