How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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