How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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