How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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