How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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