How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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