How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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