How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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