How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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