How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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