How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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