How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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