How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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