How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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