How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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