How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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