How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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