How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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