How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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