How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.


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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!


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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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It was sole destroying.


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It's a total rip-off.


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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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Senator.


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A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.


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The mooseum.


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By relocating it to a casino!


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