How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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