How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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