How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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