How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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