How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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