How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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