How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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