How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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