How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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