How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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