How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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