How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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