How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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