How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?


GOOD		CRAP

or

Do you want to grab a bite?


GOOD		CRAP

or

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.


GOOD		CRAP

or

got salmonella.


GOOD		CRAP

or

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."


GOOD		CRAP

or

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Half a worm.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A rash of good luck.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because pepper makes them sneeze


GOOD		CRAP

or