How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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