How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!


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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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It�s Hans free.


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Leap Year


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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Lilly.


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10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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Railroad ties.


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