How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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