How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
Canvas not available.

or


A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

Canvas not available.

or


Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

Canvas not available.

or


A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
Canvas not available.

or


Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
Canvas not available.

or


What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
Canvas not available.

or


Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
Canvas not available.

or


What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026