How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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