How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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