How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.


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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.


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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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2 Na


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She kept running away from the ball.


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A silicon.


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To see time fly.


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One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.


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Sell it and buy a violin


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CoFe2


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