How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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