How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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