How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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