How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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