How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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