How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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