How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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