How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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