How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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