How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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