How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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