How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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