How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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