How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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