How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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