How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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