How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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