How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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