How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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