How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.


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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.


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Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!


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A rubber band.


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You can't tuna fish.


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A marsbar!


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None. They just steal somebody else's light.


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Owlgebra


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Snow White Supremacist.


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Halloumi.


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