How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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