How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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