How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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