How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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