How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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