How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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