How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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