How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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