How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

Canvas not available.

or


What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
Canvas not available.

or


I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

Canvas not available.

or


Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
Canvas not available.

or


How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

Canvas not available.

or


Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
Canvas not available.

or


What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025