How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
Canvas not available.

or


What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
Canvas not available.

or


What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
Canvas not available.

or


I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
Canvas not available.

or


I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
Canvas not available.

or


If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
Canvas not available.

or


What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025