How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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