How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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