How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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