How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
Canvas not available.

or


When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
Canvas not available.

or


What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
Canvas not available.

or


How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025