How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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