How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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