How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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