How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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