How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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