How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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