How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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