How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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