How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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