How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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