How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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