How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
Canvas not available.

or


How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
Canvas not available.

or


Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
Canvas not available.

or


Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025