How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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