How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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