How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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