How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
Canvas not available.

or


What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
Canvas not available.

or


How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
Canvas not available.

or


What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
Canvas not available.

or


Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

Canvas not available.

or


What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025