How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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