How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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