How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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