How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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